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Cares Demotivational Poster


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


THANKSGIVING -




INSIGNIFICANT -




THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm, #221331
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm, #221328
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm, #221326
never gets old


JUDGMENT - Save it for someone who cares.




Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too ***y
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm, #260627
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the h** chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #252527
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm, #252513
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm, #252512
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252511
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm, #252510
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm, #252508
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm, #252504
ahahaha, love this! :D


LONELINESS -




ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am, #188741
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm, #149193
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm, #97164
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm, #32145
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm, #30145
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm, #27814
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm, #25166
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




IT'S ALL GOOD. - We got beer now.


TAGS: who cares
Rating: 3.65/5

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motifake - June 15, 2010, 5:58 pm, #180489

LOL- how did I miss this!


TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish




did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am, #246275
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm, #246253
Who Are These People ?


THOUGHT PROCESS -


TAGS: who cares what any one says as long as you are happy
Rating: 4.15/5

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sickartist - January 18, 2010, 7:47 pm, #152987
Glad you didn't lose this one, Face. 5L


TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm, #248087
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm, #169455
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm, #169386
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


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